Courtesy of the awesome reaperfox over at doctorwhy.
Having now seen all of Doctor Who (new-who) seasons 1, 2 and 3, I'm prepared to give Torchwood another shot. Even though I still think it's like onscreen slash fanfiction. I didn't quite survive the entire first season last time but now that I actually know Jack's background via Doctor Who, there's a new level to it that wasn't there before. Even though it still plays out like FANGIRLY SLASH FICTION.
Seriously. I have some overly sexualised friends. The graph between me, Joey, Susan, Hammond, Marcie, Elizabeth et al over "who has snogged whom" and "who has slept with whom" would be interestingly tangled, but ye gods, we've got nothing on Torchwood.
If they spent as much time dealing with alien encounters as they did lusting after one another, the Doctor would be out of a... er... volunteer job?
Baahaahaa.... Face of Boe... *ded*